Identity Crisis Much?

I dislike
That everytime
The conversation
Turns to hair
Everyone's gotta say
"oh michelle, we're never sure what you look like
because your hair keeps changing so much"
Come again?
Just because
From the summer to now
Everyone saw my hair go from
Red
to
Black
to
Short black
to
Blonde
to
Red
to
Reddy-Blonde
does
NOT
mean
I change my hair
CONSTANTLY
If anything, thats a good...
Two-month-per-hairstyle average.